MORNING TEA: Britney Eyes Off Australia & Paris Hilton Hits The Silver Screen

I don't care if Britney Spears charges $400 a ticket and doesn't sing a word - I'll be getting the VIP front row package to any gigs she does in Australia, which is what she's been hinting at on her socials.  Plus, Paris Hilton once again proves that not only has she been through hell, she's a…