Chatabix

S15 Ep 815 Listener's Mailbag: Funny Names & Working With A Prat

Subjects in today’s mailbag include David’s problematic pressure washer hose attachments, moving overseas, electrical fires, things do do in Earlswood, a cracking selection of funny names and the problems with working with a proper prat. Thanks for all your emails!FOR ALL THINGS CHATABIX'Y FOLLOW/SUBSCRIBE/CONTACT: ⁠⁠⁠⁠YouTube⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Instagram⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠TikTok⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Patreon⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Merch⁠⁠⁠⁠Email us at chatabix@yahoo.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

34 min

S15 Ep 814: Football Coaching and the Return of Vigilante Joe

David and Joe kick off today’s show with some shout-outs to Chatabiscuits and show some appreciation for their younger listeners. Then the chat turns to the lovely Jack Dee, acts of kindness, David being a linesman for his son’s football team and the challenges of coaching kids. Joe also reveals that he encountered some unruly youths on the train recently and had to intervene. It looks like Vigilante Joe might be back!FOR ALL THINGS CHATABIX'Y FOLLOW/SUBSCRIBE/CONTACT: ⁠⁠⁠YouTube⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Instagram⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠TikTok⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Patreon⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Merch⁠⁠⁠Email us at chatabix@yahoo.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

47 min

S15 Ep 813: David’s ‘I’m Sorry I Haven’t a Clue’ Obsession

David’s recently fallen I love with the long running Radio 4 comedy panel show, I’m Sorry I Haven’t A Clue. He reckons it’s the ultimate comfort listen and also one of the funniest shows he’s heard in ages. So today he wants to take Joe on a deep dive into everything about it and also have a go at playing the game themselves. Joe also tells David about doing some radio comedy himself and David recounts the time he wrote a radio sketch for Griff Rhys Jones.FOR ALL THINGS CHATABIX'Y FOLLOW/SUBSCRIBE/CONTACT: ⁠⁠YouTube⁠⁠⁠⁠Instagram⁠⁠⁠⁠TikTok⁠⁠⁠⁠Patreon⁠⁠⁠⁠Merch⁠⁠Email us at chatabix@yahoo.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

43 min

S15 Ep 812: Camden Memories and The Town Game

Joe’s filming in London at the moment, very near to Camden. Which is where his wife Petra used to live when they first dated and also where he spent a lot of time gigging in his early comedy days. He had a magical morning walking around the area and reminiscing - so discussing all of that with David takes up the first half of the episode. Joe’s morning also gave him an idea for a game they can play, where they randomly select a UK location and immediately have to recount any memories they have from that town or city. So that’s the second part of the show sorted. Enjoy!FOR ALL THINGS CHATABIX'Y FOLLOW/SUBSCRIBE/CONTACT: ⁠YouTube⁠⁠Instagram⁠⁠TikTok⁠⁠Patreon⁠⁠Merch⁠Email us at chatabix@yahoo.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

49 min

S15 Ep 811 Vault Mondays: Bluetooth and The Word Game

New week, old episode. And in this archive show from 2021, we chatted about lots of new things - the new AirBnB, Joe's new bluetooth and we play the new Word Game.First posted on 21st June 2021FOR ALL THINGS CHATABIX'Y FOLLOW/SUBSCRIBE/CONTACT: YouTubeInstagramTikTokPatreonMerchEmail us at chatabix@yahoo.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

25 min

S15 Ep 810 Listener’s Mailbag: Sexy Joe and Fix My Quip

Time for some more of your emails. And this week, we have messages about a disappointing Deftones quip, a disgraceful affair in the 90’s, a lot of ladies fancying Joe Wilkinson, a meatball recipe enquiry, filling time at Delhi airport, a very impressive Chewbacca impression and the birth of a potential new Chatabix section - Fix My Quip. Happy Friday!FOR ALL THINGS CHATABIX'Y FOLLOW/SUBSCRIBE/CONTACT: ⁠⁠⁠⁠YouTube⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Instagram⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠TikTok⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Patreon⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Merch⁠⁠⁠⁠Email us at chatabix@yahoo.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

31 min

S15 Ep 809: Live Tours, Cokey Z and Only Me - Part 2

Picking up from yesterdays’s episode, David grills Joe about his Cokey Z relapse, they do some research into which food and drinks are healthy (and which aren’t), Joe suggests a new format idea for the pod and they rather ambitiously ask ChatGPT to come up with a thousand name suggestions for it - spoiler alert, it refuses. One of their favourites from the ten it does manage to come up with is ‘Only Me Then’ - but you’ll have to listen to find out what the idea is.FOR ALL THINGS CHATABIX'Y FOLLOW/SUBSCRIBE/CONTACT: ⁠⁠⁠YouTube⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Instagram⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠TikTok⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Patreon⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Merch⁠⁠⁠Email us at chatabix@yahoo.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

39 min

S15 Ep 808: Live Tours, Cokey Z and Only Me - Part 1

David’s been to see the brilliant Alex Lowe performing as Clinton Baptiste at the Brighton Dome, which he absolutely loved. But the whole evening got David thinking about how bad a live Chatabix show would be in comparison. So once again, him and Joe spend much of the episode talking themselves out of ever doing a live tour of the pod. They also announce Chatabix’s new Patreon-only series ‘Lose Two Stone’ and Joe reveals he’s stared drinking his beloved Coke Zero again. With so much to discuss, they decide to make it double bubble episode - part 2 coming tomorrow…FOR ALL THINGS CHATABIX'Y FOLLOW/SUBSCRIBE/CONTACT: ⁠⁠YouTube⁠⁠⁠⁠Instagram⁠⁠⁠⁠TikTok⁠⁠⁠⁠Patreon⁠⁠⁠⁠Merch⁠⁠Email us at chatabix@yahoo.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

43 min

S15 Ep 807: So Pleased With Himself

David’s been listening back to a recent episode of the pod where they talked about a live ‘Ladies Night’ show of Our Little Systems - and found himself utterly unbearable. Despite having fun at the time, he now thinks he came across as very pleased with himself indeed and wants to analyse the episode with Joe to work out where it all went wrong. And it turns out Joe’s not too impressed with his behaviour either. So prepare yourself for quite a bit of uncomfortable squirming and self-loathing. Classic Chatabix.FOR ALL THINGS CHATABIX'Y FOLLOW/SUBSCRIBE/CONTACT: ⁠YouTube⁠⁠Instagram⁠⁠TikTok⁠⁠Patreon⁠⁠Merch⁠Email us at chatabix@yahoo.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

44 min

S15 Ep 806 Vault Mondays: Bored and Dead End Jobs

Another episode randomly selected from the Chatabix archives. And in this one, we talked about Dermot, crap jobs, being ignored, and magicians / golfers.First posted on 31st March 2021FOR ALL THINGS CHATABIX'Y FOLLOW/SUBSCRIBE/CONTACT: YouTubeInstagramTikTokPatreonMerchEmail us at chatabix@yahoo.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

25 min

S15 Ep 805 Mailbag Fridays: Celebrity Stories and a Missing Gall Bladder

In today’s selection of slightly baffling emails from the Chatabix Mailbag, there’s a picture of Joe with Joe Mahler, some celebrity holiday spots, a telling off story, Peter Andre’s brother, Helen Mirren’s bath, Chris Eubank’s phone number and a missing gall bladder.FOR ALL THINGS CHATABIX'Y FOLLOW/SUBSCRIBE/CONTACT: YouTubeInstagramTikTokPatreonMerchEmail us at chatabix@yahoo.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

20 min

S15 Ep 804: A Couple Of Daydreamers

We kick off today’s show with a debrief about yesterday’s trip to the Crawley Industrial Estate - which Joe absolutely loved. But it did make David realise how much of his time working there he spent daydreaming. And it turns out Joe did too, when he still had a full time job and was doing stand-up in the evenings. Then they do some more reminiscing about their 20’s, find out if there are any warthogs in the UK and discuss the strange trend of Burlesque performers in comedy clubs. FOR ALL THINGS CHATABIX'Y FOLLOW/SUBSCRIBE/CONTACT: ⁠⁠⁠YouTube⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Instagram⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠TikTok⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Patreon⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Merch⁠⁠⁠Email us at chatabix@yahoo.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

39 min

S14 Ep 803: The Crawley Industrial Estate Tour

David’s staying near Crawley for a few days, so he’s taking the opportunity to visit the industrial estate where he had quite a few jobs in his 20s and early 30s. It’s the perfect occasion for an ‘on-location’ episode, so he’s called Joe on Zoom to join him for the adventure. So get ready for a lovely little trip down memory lane - featuring none other than the A-Plant offices and a number of other important locations from Chatabix folklore.FOR ALL THINGS CHATABIX'Y FOLLOW/SUBSCRIBE/CONTACT: ⁠⁠YouTube⁠⁠⁠⁠Instagram⁠⁠⁠⁠TikTok⁠⁠⁠⁠Patreon⁠⁠⁠⁠Merch⁠⁠Email us at chatabix@yahoo.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

60 min

S15 Ep 802: Generically 55 and Christian O’Connell

It’s a very busy episode of chatting today and just a few of the subjects covered include - David being the main topic of conversation at Joe’s recent family meal, getting stressed talking about work, Joe’s frustrating encounter with a man who looked very ‘generically 55’, an Alan Titchmarsh gardening book, listening to pods while mowing the lawn, youthful daydreaming and Christian O’Connell living in Melbourne.FOR ALL THINGS CHATABIX'Y FOLLOW/SUBSCRIBE/CONTACT: ⁠⁠YouTube⁠⁠⁠⁠Instagram⁠⁠⁠⁠TikTok⁠⁠⁠⁠Patreon⁠⁠⁠⁠Merch⁠⁠Email us at chatabix@yahoo.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

52 min

S15 Ep 801 Vault Mondays: Russell Howard's Newspaper Chairs + Beppe Di Marco

In this old episode from way back in 2021 - we chat about the newspaper chairs on Russell Howard's Show, Beppe Di Marco, celebrities from Redhill and Joe our TV Reviewer lets us know what to watch.First posted on 5th November 2021FOR ALL THINGS CHATABIX'Y FOLLOW/SUBSCRIBE/CONTACT: YouTubeInstagramTikTokPatreonMerchEmail us at chatabix@yahoo.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

44 min

S15 Ep 800 Listener’s Mailbag: More One In A Million!

With so many One In A Million emails in the mailbag at the moment, David and Joe decide to dedicate the whole of today's show to them. So, there’s tales about a holiday park bingo win, an uncanny premonition, a rather confusing story about someone’s escape from an orgy, two tall celebrities and a superb cigarette catch at a concert. That really is, One In A Million!FOR ALL THINGS CHATABIX'Y FOLLOW/SUBSCRIBE/CONTACT: YouTubeInstagramTikTokPatreonMerchEmail us at chatabix@yahoo.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

40 min

S15 Ep 799: 14 Vol-Au-Vents and A Grilled Chick Wrap

David’s been staying in London again and last night went to an event where he drunk several glasses of wine and ate a total of 14 vol-au-vents. Swiftly followed by a grilled chicken wrap with chips when back at his hotel bar. So he’s full of regrets this morning and feeling guilty about over-eating. But never fear, Joe is here to calm his worries (well, sort of) and later in the show, they come up with a brilliant idea for a new weight loss podcast. FOR ALL THINGS CHATABIX'Y FOLLOW/SUBSCRIBE/CONTACT: ⁠⁠⁠YouTube⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Instagram⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠TikTok⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Patreon⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Merch⁠⁠⁠Email us at chatabix@yahoo.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

53 min

S15 Ep 798: TV Joe’s Name That Tune

TV Joe is back with a brilliant new game of ‘Name That Tune’, ready to put David and Joe’s musical knowledge to the test. It’s also recently been TV Joe’s 40th birthday - so what better way to celebrate than with a hotly completed music based quiz. Needless to say, it’s one cracker of an episode - happy birthday Joe!FOR ALL THINGS CHATABIX'Y FOLLOW/SUBSCRIBE/CONTACT: ⁠⁠YouTube⁠⁠⁠⁠Instagram⁠⁠⁠⁠TikTok⁠⁠⁠⁠Patreon⁠⁠⁠⁠Merch⁠⁠Email us at chatabix@yahoo.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

65 min

S15 Ep 797: David’s Handsome Man and Joe’s Military Camper Van

Well listeners, today’s show is bit of a head-scratcher to explain. Suffice to say, David tells Joe about a handsome and very self-assured man that he recently saw at his local farm shop, which somehow leads to Joe telling David about his neighbour’s military-style camper van. Plus, they both analyse why Joe is so bad at being tidy and David convinces him to clean up his office. So, pretty much Chatabix business as usual really.FOR ALL THINGS CHATABIX'Y FOLLOW/SUBSCRIBE/CONTACT: ⁠YouTube⁠⁠Instagram⁠⁠TikTok⁠⁠Patreon⁠⁠Merch⁠Email us at chatabix@yahoo.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

52 min

S15 Ep 796 Vault Mondays: Impressions Competition and A Surprise Guest

On today’s blast from the past episode - we chat about the charts, listeners unsubscribing, Chatabix buses, the impressions game and our surprise guest.First posted on 27th April 2021FOR ALL THINGS CHATABIX'Y FOLLOW/SUBSCRIBE/CONTACT: YouTubeInstagramTikTokPatreonMerchEmail us at chatabix@yahoo.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

26 min