The Jack & Ash Show

ASH'S WORST PHOTO, K-POP LOVE & SPICY EXES

In a moment of feral fever, Ash has allowed the worst photo ever taken of her to be shared with the world. Meanwhile, Jack is dying to chat about Heated Rivalry and the Brooklyn Beckham saga with his bestie. Plus, there’s a big helping of bad advice to dish out to a listener who has found themselves becoming an insatiable maneater.GOT A PROBLEM? NEED SOME OF OUR BAD ADVICE?📩 Send them in to hello@thejackandashshow.com📲 Or find us at @thejackandashshow on socials! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

62 min

JACK'S HEAD SHAME, ASH'S WATFORD SECRET & LIES FROM BRAZIL

There’s a Hogmanay of revelations to be revealed as Jack has brought back a head full of shame from Brazil, and someone from Ash’s past has surfaced with a fact about her that even her bestest friend didn’t know. Also up for discussion is the revival of the “oh god” meme and a good helping of chat around maritime culture.GOT A PROBLEM? NEED SOME OF OUR BAD ADVICE?📩 Send them in to hello@thejackandashshow.com📲 Or find us at @thejackandashshow on socials! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

70 min

BRAZIL TRIP, CAIPIRINHAS AND ASH'S GREYSCALE

Jack and Ash are coming to you from the gayest place on earth, where the gyms are full of the fittest people you’ve ever seen and the drinks never stop flowing! But it’s not all sunshine and smiles, as Ash comes to terms with turning 30 and Jack contemplates turning down a rave for the first time in his life.GOT A PROBLEM? NEED SOME OF OUR BAD ADVICE?📩 Send them in to hello@thejackandashshow.com📲 Or find us at @thejackandashshow on socials! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

57 min

FIT VILLAINS, BAD MASSAGES & ASH HAS BEEN SWINDLED

Jack and Ash’s year is NOT off to a good start. Jack’s had a massage from hell, and Ash is in the middle of a swindler’s nightmare. But in between the disasters, there’s always time for some ghoulish chatter about fit villains, Real Housewives, and, of course, a Bestie Dictionary or two.GOT A PROBLEM? NEED SOME OF OUR BAD ADVICE?📩 Send them in to hello@thejackandashshow.com📲 Or find us at @thejackandashshow on socials! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

77 min

FORCED FUN, RHYMING GAMES AND BEARDED DRAGONS

Feeling refreshed and fully revitalised after the Christmas break, Jack and Ash are back with a brand new game, an Eminem tribute and troubling story involving a bearded dragon. There's also time to dish out some bad advice and reveal the origins of the word 'amayzin'.GOT A PROBLEM? NEED SOME OF OUR BAD ADVICE?📩 Send them in to hello@thejackandashshow.com📲 Or find us at @thejackandashshow on socials! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

58 min

NAUGHTY OR NICE GIVEAWAY, CRANBERRY NIGHTMARE AND T*TS

It’s time for Jack and Ash to decide who’s been naughty and nice this year — and they’ve got a legitimately AMAYZIN giveaway for their favourite story. We also hear about Jack’s mad eating game he plays with his family, Ash’s Zipcar blunder, and a tale from a poor maiden involving cranberry juice that is really not in the festive spirit.GOT A PROBLEM? NEED SOME OF OUR BAD ADVICE?📩 Send them in to hello@thejackandashshow.com📲 Or find us at @thejackandashshow on socials! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

72 min

FURRIES, GUESSING AGES AND A THIRD EAR

Turns out Ash has a go-to lie when she's on a night out - and in classic Ash fashion, she's been getting it wrong. Meanwhile, Jack tries guessing Ash's age, which leads to a full-blown walkout! They eventually patch things up though to dish out some bad advice and enlighten us all on the world of furries.GOT A PROBLEM? NEED SOME OF OUR BAD ADVICE?📩 Send them in to hello@thejackandashshow.com📲 Or find us at @thejackandashshow on socials! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

71 min

SHAME, PERFUME AND HOT N SPICY MEAT

Some BIG story arcs are kicking off today…The LIES of Lochmuir.The DECEIT of the Doorstop.The LOSERS of the Car Lease.You do not want to miss the epic finales to these sagas.Jack and Ash are also on hand offering their signature brand of bad advice and pondering whether we could all do with just a little more shame in our lives?GOT A PROBLEM? NEED SOME OF OUR BAD ADVICE?📩 Send them in to hello@thejackandashshow.com📲 Or find us at @thejackandashshow on socials! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

71 min

PIRATE CHAT, JAMAICAN AUNTIES AND FAKE SHOWBIZ NEWS

Hold on to your wigs, landlubbers — a mighty storm be brewing, and not a single fair maiden will escape unscathed!…Sorry, got a bit carried away with a bout of maritime ghoulishness. Convenient timing, though, because Jack and Ash are here with some revelations about fake showbiz news, their dream celebrity pairings to switch on Christmas lights, and the true meaning of “Hogmanay.”GOT A PROBLEM? NEED SOME OF OUR BAD ADVICE?📩 Send them in to hello@thejackandashshow.com📲 Or find us at @thejackandashshow on socials! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

51 min

WICKED PREMIERE, STRAIGHT BUILDERS AND GAY NAMES

Ash is back with another saga! This time it's from the depths of house renovation misery. Jack and Ash also have a report from the Wicked premiere, discuss the origins of what it means to be 'off the ofrenda' and which names are the 'gayest'.GOT A PROBLEM? NEED SOME OF OUR BAD ADVICE?📩 Send them in to hello@thejackandashshow.com📲 Or find us at @thejackandashshow on socials! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

63 min

AIRPORT STRIFE, BAD DESSERTS AND ROTUND MEAL PREP

Pop your tray tables in an upright position and strap in for a wild ride as we relive Ash's perilous journey to New York city (via a few pit stops to the lounge of course). There's also much to discuss concerning the worst desserts ever invented and the utter 'disgraaace' of Ash's fridge. GOT A PROBLEM? NEED SOME OF OUR BAD ADVICE?📩 Send them in to hello@thejackandashshow.com📲 Or find us at @thejackandashshow on socials! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

63 min

TOILET PAPER, GYM ETIQUETTE AND WESTLIFE FOR LIFE

Jack is a passionate person, but we never thought his passion for Westlife and toilet paper would collide in such a spectacular way! Meanwhile, Ashwini has been travelling the countryside in search of a new gym (mainly for the showers) and has stumbled upon an untapped source of British entrepreneurship.GOT A PROBLEM? NEED SOME OF OUR BAD ADVICE?📩 Send them in to hello@thejackandashshow.com📲 Or find us at @thejackandashshow on socials! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

77 min

GHOULISH CHATTER, DIRTY FEET AND LIL WAYNE

It’s a Halloween horror show special full of frightening festivities and plenty of ghoulish mannerisms. Jack calls out Ash over her dirty feet, and Ash reveals she’s one of the last people alive who still knows how to make gruel.GOT A PROBLEM? NEED SOME OF OUR BAD ADVICE?📩 Send them in to hello@thejackandashshow.com📲 Or find us at @thejackandashshow on socials! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

56 min

TOE BITERS, SPIRIT ANIMALS AND PANSEXUAL LOBSTERS

There’s something weird in the air this week leaving Jack worried about his physical health and Ash worried her mind is dissolving into putty. Between hot takes on art, gay lobsters, and an unexpected toe reveal, this one’s pure chaos from start to finish.GOT A PROBLEM? NEED SOME OF OUR BAD ADVICE?📩 Send them in to hello@thejackandashshow.com📲 Or find us at @thejackandashshow on socials! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

61 min

JACK GETS SCAMMED, SNORING IS A CHOICE AND IS ASH A COW?

We’ve all been there... You’re in the Slug & Lettuce, sipping on an overpriced cocktail and desperately scouring the internet for tickets to see your favourite pop star, when a mysterious online stranger offers to come to the rescue. Is it the answer to your prayers - or is it... Destiny?Jack reveals all about his Lady Gaga ticket ordeal, and Ash finally gets a taste of Tony’s Chocolonely - with unexpectedly tasty (and spooky) results.GOT A PROBLEM? NEED SOME OF OUR BAD ADVICE?📩 Send them in to hello@thejackandashshow.com📲 Or find us at @thejackandashshow on socials! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

59 min

TRAGIC BEHAVIOUR, BREAD BADDIES & WORCESTERSHIRE SAUCE-GATE

Jack and Ash have fallen out... It was bound to happen eventually. But who knew it would be over a bottle of sauce from a ceremonial county in the West Midlands of England?! Expect strong opinions on vaping, sourdough starters, and why nobody seems to have hobbies anymore.GOT A PROBLEM? NEED SOME OF OUR BAD ADVICE?📩 Send them in to hello@thejackandashshow.com📲 Or find us at @thejackandashshow on socials! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

53 min

GAY GOLF, SINISTER CHOCOLATE AND GENERAL MARITIME CULTURE

We’re really putting the world to rights in this episode! Jack is befuddled by the sudden rise in Formula 1, while Ash is adamant that all straight-men-adjacent sports carry a ‘homosexual vibe'. They then get to work dishing out some bad advice to a frustrated vixen struggling to get laid, and a besmirched maiden who has started taking revenge to a new level of pettiness.GOT A PROBLEM? NEED SOME OF OUR BAD ADVICE?📩 Send them in to hello@thejackandashshow.com📲 Or find us at @thejackandashshow on socials! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

57 min

FICTIONAL CRUSHES, LIVE TV FAILS AND SKIN-ON KIWIS

We’ve been picked up for another episode? HALLELUJAH!Jack reveals an impressive (and slightly worrying) habit when it comes to eating fruit, while Ash is adamant she’d only struggle with one small thing if they were to swap lives for the day. Plus, there’s plenty of bad advice on hand for all the old maidens and squires who need it.GOT A PROBLEM? NEED SOME OF OUR BAD ADVICE?📩 Send them in to hello@thejackandashshow.com📲 Or find us at @thejackandashshow on socials! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

52 min

JACK & ASH IBIZA EPIPHANY, BRAND NEW BESTIE DICTIONARY AND A SUCK ON A PEC?!

It’s a star-studded event for the very first episode of The Jack & Ash Show! Expect Ibiza epiphanies, Bestie Dictionaries, and some much-needed chaos and frippery to get even the most disgraced maidens ready for the weekend.GOT A PROBLEM? NEED SOME OF OUR BAD ADVICE?📩 Send them in to hello@thejackandashshow.com📲 Or find us at @thejackandashshow on socials!GOT A PROBLEM? NEED SOME OF OUR BAD ADVICE?📩 Send them in to hello@thejackandashshow.com📲 Or find us at @thejackandashshow on socials! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

56 min

Welcome To The Jack & Ash Show

Mi Lords, mi ladies… grab your old maiden shoes and settle in for episodes every Friday, filled with curated chaos, dalliances of debauchery, and bestie advice peppered with tomfoolery.Chat shows just don’t hit like they used to so Jack and Ash are here to fix that, helping you start your weekend right. Expect to feel like you went out for just the one drink and actually ended up on a three night bender in Skegness. Bring your mates, your nan and a spare wig - everyone’s invited. Tea xGOT A PROBLEM? NEED SOME OF OUR BAD ADVICE?📩 Send them in to hello@thejackandashshow.com📲 Or find us at @thejackandashshow on socials!GOT A PROBLEM? NEED SOME OF OUR BAD ADVICE?📩 Send them in to hello@thejackandashshow.com📲 Or find us at @thejackandashshow on socials! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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Episodes

ASH'S WORST PHOTO, K-POP LOVE & SPICY EXES

JACK'S HEAD SHAME, ASH'S WATFORD SECRET & LIES FROM BRAZIL

BRAZIL TRIP, CAIPIRINHAS AND ASH'S GREYSCALE

FIT VILLAINS, BAD MASSAGES & ASH HAS BEEN SWINDLED

FORCED FUN, RHYMING GAMES AND BEARDED DRAGONS